“Hey, because you’re a guest in my house but I’m really lazy after you get your Mom’s purse she left in the car with all major ID and credit cards will you do me a favor and walk my dog, check my mail, take out my garbage and cook this turkey? thanks kid love ya!”

This happened at my Aunt’s house with my Cousin. I kid you not.

Sometimes your extended family is better than your actual family because you know that they’ll actually be there for you when you need them. unlike your real family who could give two shits less about you.

it really sucks when the family you hardly see doesn’t want to be your family. it really sucks that you’re only family because of a last name. not because you actually like each other. and the people in that family who you’ve wanted to spend more time with won’t even give you the time of day.

It’s Obvious that even though they’re your family they can really suck a lot of the time.